Megan Fox: I Was Misquoted In Jalouse Magazine, I’m Not That Vapid

Megan Fox Jalouse Magazine April 2012 - Photo

Earlier this week, quotes purportedly from Megan Fox began to go viral from a French magazine called Jalouse. Along with seemingly-random quotes about hating being photographed, and her work on her latest movie, Fox was quoted as saying she’s been allowed to coast on her looks to the extent she’d never trade with less-attractive woman. [...]

Report: Kris Humphries Asks Kim Kardashian To Disclose Marital Earnings

Kim Kardashian Arriving At LAX - Photo

This divorce is getting more and more convoluted, and uglier and uglier. The last report about the divorce suggested that Kris Humphries was prepared to go on the offensive, tired of being bullied by Kim Kardashian and his in-laws. That followed Humphries’ lawyer issuing a very similar statement to Life & Style last week, saying [...]

ITW: Casper Smart Got Jennifer Lopez’s Name Tattooed On His Privates

Jennifer Lopez & Casper Smart - Photo

Egads, this story gets worse and worse as Jennifer Lopez devolves further into codependency on her stipend-depenant man-child. The coupling of Lopez and boyfriend Casper Smart has befuddled many, to the point her own manager used her Vogue profile to chide Lopez’s life choices and indirectly call Smart and guys like him who “pursue” the 42-year-old “obsessive.” [...]

Snooki & Jionni LaValle Engagement Photo, Deena Cortese Got Veneers

Snooki & Jionni LaValle Engagement - Photo

There are two Jersey Shore updates that it’s easier to address in one lump before Snooki is phased out for a replacement who’s still able to party their way into rehab. First, Snooki. She’s made her own, secondary engagement announcement on Twitter with the caption: “My FIANCE!” with a grainy photo of the ring. As [...]

Source: Kris Humphries Won’t Be “Bullied” By Kim Kardashian Anymore

Khloe, Kim, Kourtney Kardashian Bikinis - Photo

The smearing in the divorce of Kris Humphries from Kim Kardashian has mostly come from her pimp momager and her family, although Humphries is hardly blameless. At best, he made money from his own defamation. At worst, he has been complicit in his demise. So, meh. Humphries’ lawyers already issued a series of statements foreshadowing [...]

Megan Fox Jalouse April 2012: I Would Not Trade With An “Unattractive Girl”

Megan Fox Jalouse Magazine April 2012 - Photo

Megan Fox covers Jalouse Magazine April 2012. It’s a French publication and the quotes are getting a lot of play, although poorly-translated to the extent that one hopes something’s lost in translation from English to French then back to English. In any case, it’s a weird clown hooker theme (clown tears?) with 80s serial-killer undertones [...]