Source: Kris Humphries Won’t Be “Bullied” By Kim Kardashian Anymore

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The smearing in the divorce of Kris Humphries from Kim Kardashian has mostly come from her pimp momager and her family, although Humphries is hardly blameless. At best, he made money from his own defamation. At worst, he has been complicit in his demise. So, meh. Humphries’ lawyers already issued a series of statements foreshadowing [...]

ITW: Kim Kardashian “Steals” Eva Longoria’s Ex-Boyfriend Somehow

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In a story pinned on the suspension of disbelief that a grown man can be “stolen,” and that the woman is always to blame, it’s claimed Kim Kardashian “stole” a friend’s boyfriend. Except, the tabloid admits that, no, Kardashian is not in a relationship with friend Eva Longoria’s ex-boyfriend, from whom Longoria recently split, Eduardo Cruz. [...]

OK! Magazine: Kris Humphries Wants Back Ex-Girlfriend Bianka Kamber

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This week’s OK! Magazine is one of four tabloids that went with a boilerplate Kardashian cover in lieu of a proper story (as did Us Weekly, Star, and In Touch Weekly). This week, admitting that Kris Humphries is not even dating Bianka Kamber anymore and that its own cover is a poorly-worded sham, OK! guesses that [...]

Us Weekly: Kim Kardashian “Humiliated & Desperate To Move On”

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This week’s Us Weekly must be short of stories, since it’s going for another boilerplate Kim Kardashian cover. The tabloid has an inflammatory title on the cover: “Kim’s Divorce Hell: Kim’s side of the story. Humiliated and desperate to move on, Kim begs Kris to set her free. But he is plotting to get her money and [...]

Flour-Bomber’s Sister, Michelle Cho, On Keeping Up With The Kardashians

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This requires its own post, rather than shoehorn photo and video into the note that Kim Kardashian’s hired hand in the flour stunt has been identified as Christina Cho, an animal activist who’s previously acted in the name of/ won awards from PETA. Last week, PETA denied being complicit in the publicity stunt that’s probably [...]

Kim Kardashian Flour-Bomber Identified As PETA Activist Christina Cho

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Following the thickening plot of the flour-bomber going unidentified so long, the woman’s identity has finally been revealed as PETA activist Christina Cho. Late last week, a pretty-obviously contrived stunt took place while Kim Kardashian and her mother shilled perfume in front of press and asleep-at-the-wheel security who stood idle as Cho approached and poured [...]