Because, naturally, one would have to pose with an exposed stomach to satiate the JustJen Fan Fic department of Star Magazine, Jennifer Aniston has subjected herself to Uncle Terry’s molester lens. It was the only way to stop rumours that have gotten out of hand. Honestly, it’s a small price to pay to shut up tabloids who claim she’s so far along she’ll have to take time off the Wanderlust promotional trail.
According to Star, Aniston is six-months pregnant with twins in a yarn they’ve been spinning since last quarter. The British tabloids got wind, adding that Aniston will basically take maternity leave and abandon the promotional trail in favour of setting up a nursery for her expected baby boy and baby girl.
Except none of those things ever happened because Aniston’s not pregnant. And let’s ignore stories explaining away her flat stomach with ‘She’s TRYING for a baby,’ because they’re just as annoying. So… NO baby, NO wedding. Let’s let it go (queue this week’s solo tabloid forgoing the obvious Whitney Houston cover for another one about Aniston’s fictitious progeny).
Below is Aniston’s GQ March 2012 cover and her photo shoot with co-star Paul Rudd.
On pregnancy rumors: “I’m not having triplets. Not having twins. Nor am I having one baby. [lifts up sweater and gestures to belly; it appears flat] I did not elope… You heard it here. I’m not knocked up now.”
On relationships: “It’s a growing, literally living thing. There’s going to be growing pains, there’s going to be awkward moments—your lanky phase, your pimpled phase. But if the road starts to [diverge] and one person is growing this way and the other is growing that way… Sometimes that can happen and you can stay together, and sometimes you can’t.”
On being in her 40s: “Forty’s great! Oh, my God, my thirties blew! Forties are great.” – via GQ Magazine.
In an interview with New York Magazine, also promoting Wanderlust, Justin Theroux teased when asked about Aniston: “I understand the curiosity, but other than saying I am happy, I am not going to indulge it.”