Kanye West’s baby mama Kim Kardashian and their two-month-old daughter North “Nori” West have remained in seclusion since Nori’s June birth. However, they can’t stay hidden forever. Soon, they will re-enter the world, and in an effort to ensure their safety when they do, Kanye has made two huge purchases.
A new report states that Kanye has just purchased two Prombron Iron Diamonds armored vehicles ”built to withstand attacks from land mines and rocket-propelled grenades” for a whopping $1.2 million — each!
The vehicles, designed by Dartz Motors, are made specifically to prevent kidnapping, hijacking and “other problems which can meet rich and lonely lady on the street.”
“Kanye is fully aware that his new family is so high-profile they attract the attention of weirdos and psychopaths,” a source explained to the Daily Star. “He aims to leave nothing to chance. His priority is to get delivery of the vehicles, especially Kim’s, before he begins his US tour in October.”
“If there have been any kidnapping threats already against their daughter, he isn’t saying, but that fear is clearly in his mind,” the source adds. “Kanye is also acutely aware that Kim has enemies who are resentful of her reality TV success and the thought of anything happening to her or Nori is his worst nightmare.”
Kanye has even gone as far as to consider the hiring body doubles, one of which will look like Kim and carry a baby doll as to distract any possible attackers or kidnappers.
FUN FACT: Dartz Motors once made headlines after angering PETA with their use of the foreskins of whale pensis in their vehicle’s leather upholstery.