In what was almost-certainly a stunt, since she was shilling her new perfume when it happened, like that time she staged a drink being thrown at a club for a crescendo on K&KTNY season one, Kim Kardashian was “attacked” yesterday evening by a random as-yet unidentified woman who got close enough and past security to pour a whole bag of flour over the 31-year-old’s head.
Kardashian was on the red carpet with Kris Jenner, as paparazzi directed them to take photos, when the woman approached screaming something about “FUR HAG!” Except that was a random non-PETA rambling probably scripted by pimp momager, because everyone immediately blamed PETA and now everyone’s talking about the event on an otherwise slow news day. Except it wasn’t a PETA stunt, although they’re tickled and supportive of the woman probably hired to get the event publicity.
“It was not [us]. We were given the video by an anti-fur activist on the scene,” said the animal rights charity, who previously took out a billboard discouraging Kardashian from wearing fur although she remains dispassionate even after her sister posed for the charity. “PETA has tried everything from polite letters to public protests, but Kim Kardashian has not been moved by the news that animals are beaten, electrocuted, and even skinned alive for real fur garments. Whoever threw that flour may reach her when our polite appeals did not.”
Probably because she was expecting it, Kardashian left to clean herself off and remove her jacket while the red carpet was vacuumed then she returned to posing. Moreover, it looks further suspect because she declined to press charges after the LA County Sheriff’s Department wrote up the incident as non-criminal battery. Nor was Kardashian checked by paramedics (it was probably flour from her own kitchen, she probably knew it wasn’t toxic although the fire department tested the white powder to be sure).
She told her pimps at E!: “That probably is the craziest, unexpected, weird thing that ever happened to me… Like I said to my makeup artist, I wanted more powder and that’s a whole lot of translucent powder right there.”
Asked by Us Weekly why she came back to the red carpet, she said: “This was a Dress for Success charity event so I wanted to come back for all of the women involved. But I’m okay! That was insane! I laughed it off and came right back! I took 10 minutes to dust it off and came back to do interviews. When I came back, I just said I asked my makeup artist to bring me powder and that I didn’t think he would bring that much!”
Her sisters reacted on Twitter. Kourtney Kardashian said: “Classy to flour bomb my sister at her charity event helping women. I wonder if they would have dared thrown the flour at my hormonal and pregnant self!” Khloe Kardashian added: “I wish I was with my sister tonight. I bet you that woman wouldn’t have dared tried a thing.”