Kim Kardashian remains a pathological liar who’ll say anything or tell an enormous lie of omission and not see the problem, thus is her moral compass. But we knew that already. She lies about her first marriage, pretending it never happened, she lies about her weight/ clothes size. She lies about little things, she lies about big things. And she doesn’t just lie to her young, impressionable fans. Evidently, as she’s dumb enough to include it in her reality show, she blatantly lies to her second husband.
Dude had no idea he would be her second husband. Because after around six months of dating, when she claimed to be in love and she invited him on a 10 day holiday to Bora Bora, at no point did she mention her four-year marriage. In Sunday’s episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, at a family meal, before ducking out and leaving Kris Humphries to be hazed by her pimp momager, Kardashian blithely mentioned being married.
“You were really married? You guys are serious?” replied Humphries.
“You thought that you were going to the first?” mocked Scott Disick.
“Kim wasn’t really married,” added also-liar Rob Kardashian.
She was married. For four years, starting at age 19. She claims she was abused physically, he denies it. Hmm…
In any case, the whole family are liars. Evidently. She was legally married for YEARS. She divorced. It counts. Good grief.
Incidentally, and this was glazed over with this drama, the anecdote came about with the family asking about Humphries’ race… at dinner… with Kardashian adding that her late father stopped talking to her because her first husband was African American (did anyone else catch that?)
In related news, a family friend has spoken about Kardashian making babies as quickly as possible so she can shill baby clothes. Probably.
According to family friend Lisa Gastineau, she’s already got babies on the brain! “She wants babies. Let’s cross the fingers. And her mom wants her to have babies quick!” Gastineau told Us Weekly Saturday in Hollywood at Perez Hilton’s One Night in Los Angeles presented by CARRERA.
So how will Kardashian, 30, deal with diaper duty and sleepless nights? “She will be a great mom!” Gastineau gushed. “She is very nurturing.”
Gastineau is also confident that Humphries, 26, is a great family man. “He adores [Kim],” she told Us. “I wish that every girl that I know had someone that adores her. Just the way that he looks at her. He’s so cool, he stands up to her. Kim is a little dynamo. It is amazing; it is a fun, fun relationship watching them!” – via Us Weekly.