This weekend was Kim Kardashian’s 32nd birthday. Although, you’d be forgiven for missing it because Kris Jenner upstaged her daughter’s celebrations by posting not-at-all-accidental partial nudity to Twitter wearing an ill-fitting, poor man’s version of one of her kid’s discarded Halloween costumes.
Kardashian and always-bored-and-dour-looking Kanye West went to Italy for her birthday weekend. She wore bridal white, just like she did posting similar bridal looks to Twitter (and she recently wore red Lavin so loose it started pregnancy rumours when she’s really just gaining a lot of weight).
In addition to the obvious foreshadowing, Jenner probably speed-dialed fellow pimp/ producer Ryan Seacrest who spent the weekend telling people to expect big news upon the couple’s return home which, of course, has been interpreted as portending an engagement announcement. ”I think we could definitely see an update on this story on Monday,” he told radio co-host Ellen K.
Well, the weekend has come and gone. And Monday and Tuesday are all but gone. And no announcement. So, to conjecture, Kardashian, Jenner, and Seacrest tried to pressure a proposal but West didn’t take the bait.