With the debut of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding forthcoming in all its uncensored glory April 29, people can’t seem to wait for footage of the most raucous cat fights. Like this one. That shows what TMZ.com called “The Craziest Boob-Exposing Eye-Gouging Catfight Of All Time.”
Honestly, at this point, a cat fight’s a cat fight. You’ve seen the punching, you’ve seen the name-calling, you’ve seen the baiting and instigating, you’ve seen the gauche lack of self-control, and you’ve seen the blurred boobs and privates falling out of dresses as girls are dragged around on the ground. This is kind of more of the same but it’s novel… because a minority group is doing it to each other, one supposes.
Here’s the video of the fight, which occurred in November in West Virginia. It’s only a minute long and a lot of it passes in a blur.
* The fight is between Mellie, the smaller girl, from the groom’s side, and Diamond, the bigger girl, the maid of honor.
* The fight occurred because neither side of the family approved of the wedding (or it occurred at the behest of producers, who knows).
* Mellie and Diamond fought until they’d ripped at each others’ clothes and were half-naked in the street. Or, at least, mostly unclothed with no undergarments (Mellie appears to be wearing panties, mercifully, although it’s blurred). Until the premiere, you can watch this video of the fight. Although it feels a little out-of-context.