Johansson is in Hawaii with her boyfriend, Nate Naylor, the guy whose team ran to the tabloids with nonsense like how he’s the “most beautiful man [you've] ever seen” up close when we’ve all seen his face and it’s full of MEH. And Naylor got a People.com profile that was a copy & pasted press release hand-job that sold his “brand” as chief purse-carrier.
It’s hard to tell, since Johansson’s not often photographed with lovers and she was especially coy during her marriage to Ryan Reynolds, but either she’s parading around her random because he’s “beautiful,” she’s dedicated to shilling The Avengers and the Black Widow spin-off, or he’s using her for publicity for some other reason.
While we ponder, let’s also examine the existance of Johansson’s cellulite which shows in the blue bikini worn on the Hawaii vacation. There’s not a lot of cellulite, it’s not such a bad thing, it’s less-distracting than LeAnn Rimes’ stretch marks, and it’s nice Johansson has some meat on her bones. But there’s definitely some extra… jelly there. You like?