Tabloid Cover Wednesday
August 31, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
In news that will shock no one, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ mini-honeymoon was just a cover to shill more magazines. The early leaked photos of the honeymoon appeared to be stolen moments; the couple were photographed by paparazzi, laying atop one another on their hotel patio. The photos showed them over a period of […]
August 29, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Kim Kardashian is back from the honeymoon so lacking and unimportant she cut it short to attend the MTV Video Music Awards to which she had no relevance whatsoever (she was there to host, but WTF for?) Kardashian and second husband Kris Humphries were on honeymoon for less-than-a-week in Italy doing little more than dinner […]
August 25, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
People has been pushed to defend its choice to have the bride alone on this week’s exclusive wedding cover. The Kim Kardashian wedding cover was just that… her standing alone; looking like there was someone missing, and an abundance of space in the frame that ought to have been filled by the groom, her second […]
August 25, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
This week’s Us Weekly and Life & Style covers share conjured stories about the contents of Jennifer Aniston’s womb. Because someone had to keep that fire burning and OK! was busy with “Hollywood’s Most Extreme Diets” this week (OK! lost its bid against People for the Kardashian exclusive wedding cover and so bikinis is what […]
August 25, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Star has really pushed the boat out, this week. Because ITW is claiming the more interesting conjured exclusive, Star’s left with recycled fiction about a non-existent romantic relationship between former co-stars and reportedly both single Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock. There’s no evidence of an affair of any kind; not so much as a romantic […]
August 24, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Kim Kardashian’s People cover that went for $1.5 million has been released and evidently that amount doesn’t include the groom. Kris Humphries was on the $300,000 engagement cover for People but for his own wedding he’s chopped liver. You could almost feel sorry for him. People didn’t trust that including him with his weak celebrity […]