Snooki & Jionni LaValle Engagement Photo, Deena Cortese Got Veneers
There are two Jersey Shore updates that it’s easier to address in one lump before Snooki is phased out for a replacement who’s still able to party their way into rehab.
First, Snooki. She’s made her own, secondary engagement announcement on Twitter with the caption: “My FIANCE!” with a grainy photo of the ring. As though we didn’t already get a better look at the reported $55,000 diamond ring a month ago when she wore it in public while shooting her spin-off.
In semi-related news, co-star Deena Cortese got some work done in the form of horsey veneers. Cortese got the too-big, too-white Lumineers yesterday afternoon and tweeted the photos with the captions, “Before,” “After,” and “Yay,” to show fans the results that look very much like Lindsay Lohan’s from the photo in which Lohan only acknowledged whitening her teeth when it was obvious they were full veneers (the before photos showed Lohan’s teeth stained and chipped). Moreover, Cortese’s veneers look like Hilary Duff’s first set, before Duff got something that fit her mouth.
In any case, below left are before and after photos of the dental work. Far right is Snooki’s engagement photo.
Cortese said of her makeover, which follows a nose job and weight loss: “just to let ya know..I have not got any plastic surgery..yes in the past i have had a nose job..and i am not against plastic surgery at all..i have thought about getting it redone to round the tip but haven’t yet..and don’t know if I am..I am not afraid to ADMIT i got plastic surgery so if I do.. I’ll let u know.. I thinned my eyebrows..and lost weight thanks to the @freshdiet .. and learned how to do my makeup..lighter eye shadow brings out my eyes..and highlight under my eyes gives an effect of higher cheek bones.. the end. If I get the nose job I’ll let ya know =]”
PHOTO CREDIT – SNOOKI’S TWITTER, DEENA CORTESE’S TWITTER