Snooki: My Fiance Has Sex With Me While I Sleep… I Bet The Baby Gets Horny
That’s paraphrased from real quotes. Yep. Now for context.
Snooki & JWoww’s spin-off reality show premieres Thursday, ahead of which they’re closing out the promotional trail.
Snooki is going all Jessica Simpson with the sexual overshare, although a new Us Weekly Magazine interview is more worrying than gross. Not least, the anecdote in which Snooki’s fiance Jionni LaValle is having sex with her while she’s sleeping. And Snooki is curious about the baby’s interest in her sex life. And whether her unborn baby can feel her orgasm and what that feels like. Oh, and she’s probably going to return to binge drinking once she’s given birth.
She tells the tabloid: “I’ll be having sex in my dream and when I wake up, I’m actually having sex. Jionni’s like, doing it with me as I’m sleeping. I read your baby can feel your orgasm. What does he think it is? Does he see, like rainbows and unicorns? The baby is probably horny. That little creep. [During sex] he’s probably like, ‘Yeah, Mommy!’”
Oh, GOD. That whole quote. Every word. GOD!
She continues, as you go look for some eye bleach: “Me and Jionni have made a rule: If we’re hungover or if we’ve had two drinks, we’re not going near the child. We’ll give him to Grandma. God forbid we drop our baby! I don’t regret my partying or getting blacked out. It was awesome! But now it’s time to be a parent.”
Snooki and JWoww also appeared on Good Morning America for whom they left out the weird sex quotes.