OK! Resumes Faking Wedding & Pregnancy Stories About Angelina Jolie
March 14, 2012 by Hollywoodite
Only last week did it fabricate a fight to explain away the previous week’s yarn that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt would wear wedding rings on the Academy Awards red carpet, despite claiming the couple would not even be married at that point (no, the original story did not make any sense).
OK! Magazine now claims that the couple’s nonexistent wedding plans are back on. Except, you know, not really.
OK! makes the fake wedding plans its cover this week. It’s an oddity, and yet there’s a clear pattern. Lead people to a certain point or event near into the future then explain it away, or make the timeline so many years or months into the future no one will hold you to it/ remember it. In this case, it’s a little of both: OK! claimed there was a “wedding,” there was a “fight” which explained why the wedding never happened, now the non-fight is over and the wedding is back on.
The cover reads: “FINALLY: Mrs. Brad Pitt. Angie agrees to wed as the couple gets ready for more kids. All the exclusive details.”
The story claims, in short, the couple realised how much they loved each other and conceded after the “fight.”
And, although Jolie is pretty-obviously not pregnant, incorrigible OK! still claims she’s expecting twin boys. Moreover, it appears OK! forgot the lie it told in January that Jolie was “almost three-months” pregnant. Making her five/ six-months pregnant now. Which doesn’t quite tally with the new “Fall” due date, below. But OK! is beating that dead horse, in a story first picked up by National Enquirer/ Star.
The problem there, when the supposed Fall due date comes and goes, OK! will have to explain away why she obviously isn’t due and why she never gave birth.
After a frosty two weeks following a bitter argument, the tension between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt has finally broken and the couple are once again planning to marry before the arrival of their twin boys. “They had an amazing time Oscar weekend,” says a confidante, who adds, “since then, they’ve been madly in love.”
“The wedding was totally off: They were having so many arguments, but they’ve finally managed to bury their differences,” explains the confidante.
They continue, “Angie is expecting twins this fall, so it is making them feel a time crunch. They decided they’d both like to welcome their twin boys to the world as man and wife, which means the wedding has to happen fairly soon. They’ve both realized how much they want to be together.” – via OK! Magazine.
“Now that the sun is shining on them again, Angelina seems to be quite eager to tie the knot,” says the confidante. “She’s finally ready to be Mrs. Brad Pitt. She’s actually getting really excited about it!” – via HollywoodLife.
IMAGE CREDIT – OK! MAGAZINE
