Star: Angelina Jolie Pregnant, Underweight & Headed For Rehab?

January 26, 2012 by Hollywoodite

This week’s Star cover is an odd work of Brangelia FanFic that STILL claims Angelina Jolie is pregnant and under-eating.

Sister tabloid The National Enquirer, also owned by American Media Inc, first declared Jolie three-months pregnant early January. OK! Magazine claimed the same last week too.

Star follows the same pregnancy story, by claiming that Jolie is underweight and headed to rehab. Except, her “pregnancy” appears to be the work of Star/ NatEnq’s creative fiction departments and the rehab claim is speculation.

The cover reads: “Angie: 98 lbs, Pregnant & Headed For Rehab.” Except, they don’t know her weight and only glean as much from red carpet photos and there’s nothing but speculation about the rest too.

The story claims she’s “expecting the couple’s third biological child” although it would be their fourth (Shiloh, plus twins, equals THREE existing bio kids). And she’s supposedly suffering depression, exhaustion, and lack of appetite, so Brad Pitt may send her to some retreat thing in Cap D’Antibes, France called Clinique Science & Beauté.

IMAGE CREDIT – STAR MAGAZINE, JEZEBEL