Star: Angelina Jolie Walks Out On Brad Pitt Over Baby Drama
January 5, 2012 by Hollywoodite
Oh dear. And you thought the Life & Style creative fiction MadLibs were bad. This week’s Star cover wins the 2012 creative fiction award, even though we’re only five-days into the New Year.
The cover, in short, claims Angelina Jolie left Brad Pitt after learning about Jennifer Aniston requesting his sperm in 2005 only to, says the tabloid, become pregnant and miscarry. It’s convoluted, since that happens at times when you’re making things up.
The cover headline reads: “Angelina walks out after discovering the truth about Brad’s baby with another woman.” The “other woman” is Aniston, except the pregnancy never happened (and the “miscarriage” is just a ploy to explain a lack of a baby). Supposedly, Pitt recently told Jolie who “felt betrayed” because she hates MadLibs. For some reason, we’re supposed to believe there was ever a baby and that its momentary existance would be reason to leave. According to Star, Jolie thought she was the only woman he ever got pregnant and she’s questioning whether she can ever trust Pitt again.
The National Enquirer also has an Jolie/ Pitt story, since the tabloids are owned by the same company and they’re trying to make this a thing. NatEnq claims that Jolie is three-months pregnant with an unplanned pregnancy. A supposed miracle, following supposed health problems that existed nowhere except between its pages.
Sources reveal [Angelina Jolie] is three months along and now she can’t hide her telltale belly bump. “Brad and Angie are ecstatic,” an insider told The Enquirer.
“They’ve been trying to conceive for most of the year. It was always their goal to have another biological baby, and they want to adopt at least one more down the line. But at 36, Angie’s biological clock has been ticking.”
“With all of Angie’s medical woes lately, she and Brad consider it a blessing and a miracle that she was able to conceive,” revealed the insider. “Angie had a very rough first trimester and struggled to keep weight on,” noted a close source.
“But she’s put on weight over the holidays, stuffing herself with meats and fruits. She’s completely committed to staying healthy for the sake of her family, but she needs to gain more weight to keep her baby healthy.” – via The National Enquirer.
IMAGE CREDIT – STAR MAGAZINE
