Arnold Schwarzenegger & Maria Shriver Are Getting Back Together!!!

January 16, 2013 by Jesus Dominguez

Well… not really. That’s just what The Huffington Post thinks.

What seems like one part bad accent and one part wishful thinking by a left-wing blog, rumors have sparked regarding the relationship between the former Republican Governor and descendant of Democratic royalty.

The Huffington Post reports:

“We’re having a great relationship,” Schwarzenegger told Extra’s Jerry Penacoli at the premiere of his new movie “The Last Stand.” “That’s all I can tell you.”

How coy. Apparently, this is enough for the Huffington Post to speculate (read: dream):

 Are Arnold Schwarzenegger and estranged wife Maria Shriver on the road to reconciliation?

No. No they are not. Not until Schwarzenegger has run out of 220lb housekeepers to bone and Shriver has run out of money and self respect.

Well… I guess since they’re both political figures, they can fake it. Naww… that’ll never happen. Schwarzenegger is not that good an actor. The Last Stand looks like a fun movie though.