Ashton Kutcher Was Too Busy To Read About The Penn State Scandal
Ashton Kutcher is busier than you. He is working on Two and a Half Men (where they probably wish they’d kept Charlie Sheen, since his scandal has died down). Kutcher is busy running random, fiddly, useless Internet companies. And he is busy saving his marriage after sleeping around on his wife during their sixth wedding anniversary. Kutcher is, like, totes busy and popular. Which is his excuse for being completely ignorant about the Penn State child rape scandal (since the original story broke, it’s been further claimed at least one of Jerry Sandusky’s adopted kids committed suicide and Sandusky may have pimped the Second Mile boys to rich donors).
But Kutcher’s busy so he can’t be expected to use the news apps or Internet on the same cell from which he tweeted this: ”How dare you fire Jo Pa? Insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste.”
He’s BUSY. Or, at least that’s what he had his rep leak to Page Six in another belated attempt to save face: “He’s been in a bubble. He works 12-hour days, is trying to save his marriage and is involved in the management of close to a dozen Internet companies, so he didn’t really know what he had done until it was too late. He feels terrible.”
PHOTO CREDIT – ASHTON KUTCHER’S TWITTER
