Britney Spears’ Former Bodyguard Is Clearly Grasping At Straws

July 21, 2011 by Hollywoodite

The former bodyguard of Britney Spears has spent the last 12 months carrying out a somewhat amusing character assassination of the singer. It’s been… almost amusing to watch. It’d be funnier if she weren’t clearly mentally-ill and not in control of her actions without heavy medication. She was probably in the same state when he worked in her home. And she’s probably in that state now.

Fernando Flores has been shilling stories about his former employer to the UK’s The Sun newspaper, the sister paper to the defunct News Of The World that had to be shut down after the pervasive hacking scandal. Flores told the paper about the alleged sexual harassment for which he’s suing the singer. And he told the paper about the alleged explicit photos sexted to him by Spears, of her nethers, in an attempt to get him into bed. Worse still, he claimed child-neglect: that she beat her sons with belts, she fed her sons food to which she knew they were allergic, and she had sex in front of then. The Sun got all the lascivious stuff. And Flores just filed papers with more allegations in court. This time, he claims she’s a dirty, unkempt, drug-user.

The ex-staffer — who is claiming at least $10 million damages from Britney for what he describes as “repeated, unwanted sexual advances and harassment” — detailed in court papers filed in Los Angeles how the chart-topping diva craved a cocktail of drugs during the time he worked for her. “Based on his former experience as a police officer, Plaintiff [Flores] is informed and believes and alleged thereon that Defendant Spears was often under the influence of illegal prescription and non-prescription drugs, such as Ritalin, Narcon [Naloxone] and methamphetamines,” the documents state.

He claims, “Defendant Spears was mentally unstable, and personally obnoxious and demanding, requiring her staff on various occasions and for no rationally discernible reasons to address her as ‘Jennifer’ or ‘Queen Bee,’ on other occasions, Defendant Spears would cut her hair in an erratic fashion, leaving uneven and bald spots on her head.”

Flores worked for Spears from February until July, 2010, when he stormed out of her Calabasas, Calif., mansion after she allegedly bent over in a short nightie to expose herself. “Spears made repeated unwanted sexual advances to Plaintiff, summoning [him] to her room at her residence for no other purpose or reason than to expose her naked or near naked body to Plaintiff,” according to the suit. But Flores insists “the sexual advances of Spears were unwanted for a variety of reasons.”

“Spears had obnoxious personal habits, such as chain smoking cigarettes, which made her smell continually of stale tobacco,” he wrote in his court document. “She broke wind or picked her nose unselfconsciously and unapologetically before Plaintiff [Flores] and others and she was constantly and gratuitously loud and profane in her speech. She did not bathe for days on end, did not use deodorant, did not brush her teeth, did not fix her hair, did not wear shoes or socks.”

According to Flores, he suffered psychological damage, anxiety attacks, depression and insomnia as a result of Britney’s alleged harassment. Soon after the suit was filed, last year, the Spears family released a statement saying it was “just another unfortunate situation where someone is trying to take advantage of the Spears family and make a name for himself.” – via RadarOnline.

There’s been a lot written about this. TMZ Live/ TMZ TV took the stance that he should have been grateful she exposed her privates and would bend over wearing no panties in front of him, and that he should have just slept with her. That ignores the alarming dichotomy were the sexes reversed, surely. Were a male boss to expose his privates, and call female help to his chamber where they caught him pleasuring himself, and were he to have sex in front of female minor children, the kids would have been removed and the suit would be over already.

This dude’s excitable, delusional, and self-promoting. But if Spears did a fraction of the things he claims, ignoring the moronic excuse about not bedding her because of her hygiene, he’s got a something of a case.

PHOTO CREDIT – FLYNET PICTURES

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