Ashton Kutcher

November 18, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are officially done, following the demise of their sloppily-maintained open marriage. Oh, that. The part Moore didn’t mention in her marriage statement (the most terse since Will Smith and Jada Pinkett spoke of their marriage remaining “intact,” offering no warmth at all). There are a bunch of reports today so, in no […]

November 18, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Ashton Kutcher is sad enough about the failure of his marriage to shill and make money from the social media site in which he invested. Late yesterday, making sure to release the news before the weekend and well within business hours so it didn’t get buried on Friday, Demi Moore released a statement saying she […]

November 17, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Demi Moore has released a statement confirming that she has left Ashton Kutcher. She intends to divorce him. Her husband-of-six years spent their sixth wedding anniversary sleeping with randoms and co-eds, attempting to pressure one into a threesome only for her to sell her story to US Weekly. A year earlier, something similar happened with […]

November 14, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Ashton Kutcher is busier than you. He is working on Two and a Half Men (where they probably wish they’d kept Charlie Sheen, since his scandal has died down). Kutcher is busy running random, fiddly, useless Internet companies. And he is busy saving his marriage after sleeping around on his wife during their sixth wedding […]

November 10, 2011 by Hollywoodite

This is probably going to be the only post on the Penn State scandal, since it doesn’t really fit here. But Ashton Kutcher’s major booboo today requires at least the Cliffs Notes version of the reaction to Joe Paterno being fired. * In short, Penn State assistant coach/ former defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky was allegedly a rampant […]

October 19, 2011 by Hollywoodite

A random who seems butthurt by the mere existence of Kabbalah is suing and attacking the moral character of the church and its famous members and leader. The lawsuit, filed by Marc Aisen on March 29, seems to sexist only to call into question the legitimacy of what he calls a “cult.” Moreover, the lawsuit claims […]