Gwyneth Paltrow

August 19, 2011 by Hollywoodite

This story comes after a week of increasingly-irritating stories about the delusional and pretentious world of Gwyneth Paltrow. If she’s not promoting things most of her fans can’t afford on her GOOP website, she’s shilling even more niche/ expensive/ hipster things in Elle Decor. For example, she has a bath in her bedroom despite claims […]

August 17, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Gwyneth Paltrow is being her usual delightful self in a new interview where she passive-aggressively belittles her peers and deigns to address plastic surgery. The whole interview’s nothing out of the ordinary, really. Not for her. All her interviews have been like this lately. She’s been coming across as sanctimonious and whiny; as though the […]

August 12, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Gwyneth Paltrow spoke to Elle Decor, which apparently exists, about her home. The article’s a glorified listicle of reasons her home’s superior to yours and it’s a reminder that you’re the pauper in this equation. Paltrow doesn’t even seem to be trying to be pretentious. She just is. It’s actually her state of being. She […]

August 3, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Gwyneth Paltrow covers the new issue of American Elle September 2011 because all the magazine covers for the month come out four weeks ahead of time and they’re released on the same day (it’s necessary to completely overstimulate people and get them to buy while their defenses are down). Well, this month’s covers are a […]