Jay-Z

January 10, 2012 by Hollywoodite

Egads, so many updates from a couple who never so much as confirmed their wedding (in a comparable way to how Tom Cruise shared nothing of his life until he married Katie Holmes, then there was that unfortunate couch incident). In an uncharacteristic move, Beyonce and Jay-Z issued a statement about the birth of their […]

January 9, 2012 by Hollywoodite

Beyonce gave birth at New York’s Lenox Hill hospital, where she checked in to a rented wing/ suite on the sixth floor that had been redecorated and sealed by private security. After some confusion, Gwyneth Paltrow confirmed the baby name as “Blue Ivy Carter…” not the transposed Ivy Blue nor the budget, obviously-fabricated name from last weekend’s […]

September 8, 2011 by Hollywoodite

After just about a whole year of moronic, pious interviews, Gwyneth Paltrow has outdone herself. Any woman reading this who hasn’t squirted out a baby should know that in the eyes of GOOPY you’re less than/ empty/ worthless. Because, evidently, Paltrow and the GOOPS of the world agree with Jennifer Garner and Kris Jenner that […]

September 7, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Perhaps in an unsubtle attempt to silence conspiracy theorists who deny her pregnancy altogether, Beyonce bared her baby bump in a bikini during a vacation to Croatia. The vacation was part of an ongoing trip to Europe, attended by Solange Knowles and husband Jay-Z. This reads like a staged photo op to shut up people […]

August 29, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Beyonce is pregnant. The 29-year-old wife of rapper Jay-Z announced her pregnancy in the most tedious way possible; she walked the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards red carpet, rubbing her stomach and then she did the same on-stage after unbuttoning her sparkling D&G costume. It was kind of annoying. Cute, but still annoying. Beyonce said […]