Jennifer Aniston

February 3, 2012 by Hollywoodite

Because the JustJen FanFic departments at different tabloids operate independently of one another, we’re getting mixed works of creative fiction from Star, InTouch Weekly, and now Us Weekly. The former two magazines insist that Jennifer Aniston is six-month pregnant, with twins no less, and that she’s single after splitting from Justin Theroux and is desperate-dialing Brad Pitt to […]

February 1, 2012 by Hollywoodite

OK! Magazine is really pushing its fabricated reports about Angelina Jolie’s womb. This week, its creative fiction department has decided she and Brad Pitt are expecting twin boys. More specifically, there’s a fabricated womb war with Jolie and also not-pregnant Jennifer Aniston. This follows reports that: Jolie is three-months pregnant; she’s 98 pounds and headed to […]

January 23, 2012 by Hollywoodite

This is probably hamfisted JustJen FanFic, from the British tabloids this time. However, ALL the American tabloids are singing the same song too and Jennifer Aniston’s loving the free-publicity in the run-up to Wanderlust. So, let’s pay this lip service then move on until there’s a confirmation/ a denial/ it becomes evident in three-months (since […]

January 19, 2012 by Hollywoodite

Nothing has ever not happened more than this. This week’s Star cover is another Brad Pitt/ Angelina Jolie/ Jennifer Aniston love-triangle, because it sells seven-years later and it’s a slow news week. Star claims Aniston is pregnant, just like OK! claims Jolie is pregnant (six-months, to Jolie’s supposed three-months). Neither is pregnant, so far as […]

January 12, 2012 by Hollywoodite

This is entirely the work of In Touch Weekly’s JustJen fan-fic department, so make of this what you will. The only interesting point is that last year’s Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux wedding and baby rumours were, evidently, untrue since there’s no pregnancy and no ring. The couple is just taking their time, possibly living together, […]

January 5, 2012 by Hollywoodite

Oh dear. And you thought the Life & Style creative fiction MadLibs were bad. This week’s Star cover wins the 2012 creative fiction award, even though we’re only five-days into the New Year. The cover, in short, claims Angelina Jolie left Brad Pitt after learning about Jennifer Aniston requesting his sperm in 2005 only to, […]