Kris Humphries

August 29, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Kim Kardashian is back from the honeymoon so lacking and unimportant she cut it short to attend the MTV Video Music Awards to which she had no relevance whatsoever (she was there to host, but WTF for?) Kardashian and second husband Kris Humphries were on honeymoon for less-than-a-week in Italy doing little more than dinner […]

August 26, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Kris Jenner has been busy adding her latest earnings to the familial money pit. There’s kind of a laundry list of shills, stemming from the Kim Kardashian/ Kris Humphries wedding, that reads like a dry listicle of all the ways in which a married couple can package their “love” for profit. The newlyweds won’t even […]

August 25, 2011 by Hollywoodite

People has been pushed to defend its choice to have the bride alone on this week’s exclusive wedding cover. The Kim Kardashian wedding cover was just that… her standing alone; looking like there was someone missing, and an abundance of space in the frame that ought to have been filled by the groom, her second […]

August 24, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Kim Kardashian’s People cover that went for $1.5 million has been released and evidently that amount doesn’t include the groom. Kris Humphries was on the $300,000 engagement cover for People but for his own wedding he’s chopped liver. You could almost feel sorry for him. People didn’t trust that including him with his weak celebrity […]

August 21, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Kim Kardashian just married Kris Humphries in something that’s not reminiscent of the royal wedding, 2.0. or otherwise, unless any adult stars got married that day too. This is Kardashian’s second wedding after a failed marriage of four-years beginning as a teenager. Since then she’s… been in a leaked tape and dated a succession of […]

August 11, 2011 by Hollywoodite

This is fairly-obviously not true. But it is amusing. And it’s the good kind of supposition; harmless, stupid, pointless, not from concentrate. This week’s tabloids claim that Kris Humphries has cold feet before the August 20 wedding and that Kim Kardashian may reconcile with ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush. Bush is not single, incidentally. He’s dating a […]