Kylie Jenner
January 26, 2012 by Hollywoodite
In a week where Bruce Jenner admitted learning of Kim Kardashian’s divorce on the news, nothing can really shock at this point. So, it’s hardly surprising that, as a father, Jenner won’t encourage or help his youngest daughters explore college because shilling is more important. That’s what their Pimp Momager told them, and she leads […]
December 28, 2011 by Hollywoodite
Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner are pimp momager’s only remaining puppets, lest she start whoring her only grandchild or her step-children. The Jenner sisters have already, reportedly, landed their own reality show which will be a covert shill for pimp momager to market to that demographic (since Kim Kardashian’s next big birthday is 40). And […]
December 21, 2011 by Hollywoodite
Kim Kardashian attempts to look sad through the botox on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter, since this is the year she mastered pulling a sad face at the behest of pimp momager (Kardashian can also cry on queue). Pimp momager is already pushing the younger two sisters, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner, to ape […]
December 19, 2011 by Hollywoodite
The Kardashians shoot family Christmas cards with pimp momager in the middle. It’s a yearly reminder that her pimp hand is strong, and this year’s reminder has been shot in 3D. Here’s the 2011 Christmas card, along with some behind-the-scenes photos and old Christmas cards. This is the second card for Mason Disick, 2, who’s […]
December 13, 2011 by Hollywoodite
Kim Kardashian’s teenage half-sisters may have landed their own reality show(s), since pimp momager has an entire demographic to shill to and product doesn’t sell itself. Kendall Jenner, 16, who’s a model and already out-earning her bum brother Rob Kardashian, and Kylie Jenner, 14, could land their own spin-off(s), in which pimp momager would try to skew […]
December 8, 2011 by Hollywoodite
There have been several rumours about the paternity of Khloe Kardashian. Questions raised by Kris Jenner’s admitted affair around the time Kardashian was conceived. Scott Disick once joked that Kardashian, 27, was the product of Jenner’s affair with a pool boy. Jenner admitted, while aggressively-shilling her book, that she cheated on her late husband, some […]
November 15, 2011 by Hollywoodite
The Los Angeles movie premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 took place last night with the main cast in attendance: leads and real life girlfriend and boyfriend Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, and co-stars Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Kellan Lutz. Stewart walked the movie’s black carpet wearing an incredibly high-slit blue/purple/black J. Mendel […]