Salma Hayek

February 25, 2013 by Hollywoodite

Jimmy Kimmel’s “Movie: The Movie The Sequel” is barely satire considering Scary Movie is on its fifth in the franchise and real movies pack in as many tropes and cram in as many famous names as did Movie 43 (and to a lesser extent New Year’s Day and Valentine’s Day). Kimmel’s original parody has been viewed […]

January 16, 2012 by Hollywoodite

The 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards took place at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, CA January 15, 2012. The awards went pretty much exactly as expected, but for a few snide/ crude jokes and Madonna’s win, and there was a distinct uniform on the red carpet: white/ pink, silver/ green, or black-on-black. The Golden […]

October 12, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Salma Hayek covers the November 2011 issue of Latina Magazine with a couple of her ribs and most of her waist whittled away. Really, where did her ribs go? And why is she 50% slimmer where her waist should be? That’s some butchery of Photoshop, right? It doesn’t look like the dress, or a trick […]

August 16, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Salma Hayek’s spectacular hip-to-waist ratio covers Allure’s September 2011 issue. Because there’s been a distinct lack of cleavage on this Fall’s covers and so Hayek’s compensating by giving you all the curves you’ll need to fill your cup in one go. She’s on the cover in all black, which is slimming… not that she needs […]