Courtney Stodden, 16, Wears Stripper Heels To Appear On Father Albert’s Show
July 22, 2011 by Hollywoodite
Okay, there’s nothing creepy about this girl’s marriage to 51-year-old Doug Hutchison. There’s nothing weird about the age gap. There’s nothing creepy about Hutchison’s melty/ waxen facelift. And there’s nothing about which to worry and they’ll stay together forever, especially since he’s been married twice before. He marries for love, and his marriages last. Let’s all just agree on that, have a popsicle, and go home. Then we can stop this charade. Oh, wait. No? The media tour’s still going? Ugh.
The couple seems to ignore the fact, when asked, that were they to have disappeared off and lived their lives together without this much fame-whoring, they’d have been forgotten by now. They wouldn’t be a story. Or, at least, they wouldn’t be front-of-mind. Hutchison claims he just didn’t want to hide the relationship and he was forced to defend it after Courtney Stodden’s parents got death threats, his parents and former close friends stopped talking to him, and his professional handlers dropped him from their roster. Okay, sure. But if “defense” is their prerogative, they’re doing it wrong. This is only inspiring more vitriol.
Let’s play their game; let’s all point and stare, since that’s what they want. For good measure, here are the interviews with Father Albert in which the couple tries to convince an ordained priest that they’re in love and they’re not just in it for the creepy, plastic sex.
The stripper heels make an appearance in the below preview, from 00:27, if you were wondering.
So, they were asked what they could possibly have in common that bonds them (aside from their love of disturbing o-faces made in casual conversation). And Hutchison has the nerve to respond “God!” Stop that, Hutchison. Even if that is true, it’s so trite and pandering in the circumstances and it doesn’t sound sincere. Asked about her education, Stodden cackles insanely and repeats the thing about Hutchison being her “college, built in acting coach, my dream, my soul mate… how many girls can say that?” None, because not everyone’s that self-serving or vapid. But that’s okay, because, says Hutchison, “We’re hopefully educating each other.”
Oh, and she wore a tight micro-mini, hooker uniform, and stripper/ clear heels to talk with Father Albert. These are the same trashy clear heels she wore on her wedding day.