Plastic Surgeon Tries To Convince You Courtney Stodden’s Breasts Are Real
July 22, 2011 by Hollywoodite
A plastic surgeon with too much time on his hands felt the breasts of a barely post-pubescent girl to “prove” that they were real. In the most pointless exercise ever, that will convince no one, and which ignores the bleached-to–heck hair, the duck lips, and the worked-on chin, a doctor examined 16-year-old Courtney Stodden and reported the results to a media outlet.
Realising that she’d not yet over-exposed herself on GMA, on E! News, and on the religious Father Albert show (because she’s still on that “good, virgin-before-marriage Christian girl” trip), Stodden gave her consent to be touched and prodded by a doctor who needs a busier roster. Her 51-year-old husband was in the room, sitting with her, as she got the examination. Hutchison already declared that Stodden’s “plastic surgeon is God,” and she’d had no work done.
Dr. Gabriel Chiu, a board certified plastic surgeon from Beverly Hills Plastic Surgery Inc. who has performed more than 10,000 breast surgeries, examined Courtney on July 6 and told RadarOnline.com: “In my professional opinion Courtney Stodden does not have implants. Her breast are 100 per cent natural and organic.”
Accompanied by her husband, Courtney allowed Dr. Chiu to perform a complete exam on her and gave the doctor permission to reveal his findings to RadarOnline.com.
“I did four tests to determine that she has not had breast implants,” Dr. Chiu said. “I looked and carefully examined the four areas where someone would normally have a scar from surgery – the armpit, aureole border, the belly button and the fold under the breasts, and Courtney did not have any scars. If you know how to look for the scars you can find one and I did not find a scar.
“I did a breast examination and Courtney’s felt like normal breasts. If someone has implants either below or on top of the muscle you can squeeze and felt the implant moving around but I did not feel implants in Courtney.
“There is a test where a patient holds their palms in front of their face and pushes their palms together. If there are implants they will rise, but when Courtney did the test, her breast did not rise. No implant was identified.
“When a person with implants lies down the implants will stay perky, they won’t fall and if they’re put in through the armpit they will ride up but when Courtney laid down neither happened. Her breasts fell like natural breasts do.” – via RadarOnline.
So, with her probable nose job, probable work on her chin, and preternatural (although possible, technically) hip-to-waist ratio, Stodden’s plastic surgeon was God and not this dufus or whichever other doctor would have done something as horrendous as work on a girl barely out of puberty. Well, maybe it’s just her excessively padded bras? Maybe it’s her posture; the exaggerated arch of her back, like some porn star, so they’re kind of thrust out there. Who knows, at this point?
There are photos below at which you can point and laugh of what was supposed to remain Victoria’s Secret.
