Courtney Stodden’s Mother Admires Other Pimp Momagers, Dina Lohan & Kris Jenner

August 5, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Courtney Stodden’s mother has given the world’s longest interview with RadarOnline.com to offer more information than we ever asked for about the various ways she’s enabling/ whoring out her daughter. In one interview, earlier in the week, we learned that her 16-year-old and 51-year-old son-in-law are not procreating. There won’t be any plastic, melty-face babies in their future. Unless Stodden was lying to her mother about using protection, like she did about being a virgin when she married someone old enough to be her grandfather. In yesterday’s interview, we learned that actor Doug Hutchison’s a good, moral man and not a “creepy,” perverted creeper who ruined his reputation.

In this new interview, Stodden’s mother talks about how Hutchison is no longer managing his child bride because it got to be too much. So Krista Stodden took over in order to follow her idols, Dina Lohan and Kris Jenner; two pimp momagers, who’ve used their ridiculous children and monetized their familial vapidity. Oh, and she lives next door because that’s what this story needs. More creeping.

“I am her momager now,” Krista Stodden told RadarOnline.com. She has moved to L.A. to live near her daughter (next door in fact) and juggle all of the offers that are pouring in from around the industry. “Doug was managing Courtney’s career, but he has so many things coming his way that he just can’t handle it all,” she said. “It will be better for Courtney with me managing her.”

A singer and perhaps future reality star, her bombshell daughter has worked with her mother for years Krista said. “I used to produce her TV show, and she respects me and I respect her.”

Krista said she looks up to other mothers in Hollywood who manage their kids and she is confident that she will make the right business decisions for her daughter. “Dina Lohan, she’s a beautiful lady, and I’m sure she loves her daughter, and she’s tried just as much as any other mother to make the right choices for her kids,” she said about the controversial matriarch of the Lohan family and often party pal of her daughter Lindsay.

The top mom on the block though? Kris Jenner who manages the Kardashian kids’ multiple careers. “Kris Jenner is a real business person who has her family’s best interests at heart.”

But when it comes down to it, there is really only one reason why Krista is working for her youngest child. “I love my daughter, and I’ve been a good parent.” – RadarOnline.

If one’s vapidity is all one has then, sure, one should monetize it. But there are innumerable questionable decisions being made here. Moving next door to the dude your age who’s banging your high school-age kid; allowing and co-signing every part of this marriage; the crack-lies about her daughter’s virginity, spirituality, and plastic. Moreover, is pimping this teenager Lohan/ Kardashian-style really so demanding that Hutchison, something of a veteran, can’t keep up??? Really?

PHOTO CREDIT – COURTNEY STODDEN’S WEBSITE

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