Courtney Stodden As Slutty Mrs Claus, Doug Hutchison As Pervy Santa Claus

December 20, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison just ruined every Christmas you’ve ever had. And every subsequent Christmas from this point forward. And they ruined the image of Mr and Mrs Claus as anything other than grim pr0n for which you’re required to wear a bikini in the snow while looking VERY cold.

Stodden, 17, the breasts most people maintain have been augmented with fat transfer, and her creeper husband, Hutchison, 51, are still staging photos with shill agency GSI Media (who recently staged a $15,000 cash shoot with Lindsay Lohan and have been accused of shilling with LeAnn Rimes in a shoot pimping her stepsons).

Yeah, it’s a posed shoot for which Stodden’s arching her neck and back in ways that almost look painful while clumsily and garishly straddling her husband. He’s being just as nasty saying things like: “You can slide down Santa’s chimney any time you like, young lady.”