Crystal Harris Blames Howard Stern For Her Verbal Diarrhea
July 29, 2011 by Hollywoodite
Crystal Harris has diarrhea of the mouth and it’s all the fault of Howard Stern. Except… it isn’t. You know, because it just isn’t. That hasn’t stopped Harris from going on Twitter and throwing Stern under the bus for doing his job and doing it well since everyone was talking about Harris’ interview on his show mid-week.
The fake/ paid runaway bride, who was in cahoots with ex-pimp Hugh Hefner to sell one issue of Playboy and a special on Lifetime, spoke of her sexual relationship with the octogenarian. Harris made it clear she was not satisfied the entire time she was faking her relationship with Hefner. Asked about her sex life while in the mansion, rather than admitting banging the help, Harris just said there was a crazy amount of baby oil around the mansion, Hefner was too insecure to get naked in front of her and sex lasted “like, two seconds.” She elaborated, “I was like, ‘Ahhh.’ I was over it. I just like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef, sorry. He doesn’t really take off his clothes. I’ve never seen Hef naked.”
Hefner went on the offensive and replied that Harris was lying to placate whomever she’d been sleeping with that week, in all likelihood the son of Dr Phil, Jordan McGraw.
“Crystal lied about our relationship on Howard Stern but I don’t know why… Maybe a new boyfriend?”
“Crystal convinced me that she adored me… That was the first lie.”
“When I said, ‘I missed a bullet’ when Crystal left, I didn’t mean I didn’t love her. I meant that I realized she didn’t love me.” – via Hugh Hefner’s Twitter.
Any mention of love is a flagrant lie, so let’s ignore that. So is the stuff about a relationship, since, according to TMZ in a report about a conversation with the pawnbroker to whom she sold her engagement ring, Harris admitted the relationship was faked for publicity. But Hefner has still been on the defensive. He even appeared to have other people with whom he’d slept crawl out of the woodwork and trumpet his prowess.
“I’ve heard girls say they have a lot of fun in there,” says Hiromi Oshima, Miss June 2004, a Playmate who spoke to People Tuesday night during a Playboy TV party at the mansion.
“Hef is a lover,” says Dani Mathers, who works at Playboy TV. ‘I think they definitely had sex more than that one time and it wasn’t two minutes. Hef definitely has a sex life.”
“I think the whole thing with Crystal is really sad, and Hef is such an amazing man. He provides so much for everyone that’s around him and all of the Playmates,” says Shanna McLaughlin, who appeared in the magazine in July 2010. “I think some things should be kept private between two people, especially in a break-up scenario.” – via People.
Hefner can stop bothering to cart out his employees now, because Harris said sorry. Sort of. Except she didn’t seem to mean it and she took no responsibility. Because acting like an adult’s WAY hard, you guys! And Stern’s, like, WAY mean.
“The Stern interview scared me, he’s harsh. I was unprepared and blurted out things I shouldn’t have said, I’m sorry.” – via Crystal Harris’ Twitter.
PHOTO CREDIT – CRYSTAL HARRIS’ TWITTER
