Dina Lohan Writing Memoir Exposing Lindsay Lohan’s Demons

October 21, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Dina Lohan is in the process of having a memoir ghostwritten that exposes her daughter’s inner-demons, because that’s what a dedicated pimp-momager does. The book’s in the early stages and at the moment it’s little more than a thin, ill-worded prologue compiled after meetings with her writer.

“I blamed her friends, her career and her handlers for an (sic) newfound lifestyle of partying excessively. Drinking, drugging and behaving irresponsibly became Lindsay’s way of daily living and it tore me up inside.”

Dina explains why she moved Lindsay from New York to L.A. at such a young age: “How could I deny my daughter the chance of a lifetime?  How could I hold Lindsay back from her dream of becoming an actress?  So, I listened to others and sent my daughter to Hollywood with a few pieces of luggage and a chaperone.” – via TMZ.

49-year-old Lohan’s rep was shopping the book as recently as two weeks ago, soliciting meetings by email and working on how to make the book a bestseller. There’s lots of inaccuracies, self-pity and blaming everyone else for the actress’ drinking and drug addictions. Dina Lohan claims that somewhere in between her eldest daughter’s five mugshots since 2007, she felt her hands were tied since she’s pimp-momager not just her mother (we all know milking the cow is more important than taking the cow to rehab). The book’s yet to be picked up.

** UPDATE: Dina Lohan denies writing a tell-all, telling GossipCop.com “[TMZ’s story is a] total lie… I would never do a negative book about my child. When and if [I do write about Lindsay, it will be] all positive.”