Celebrity Fashion
September 8, 2011 by Hollywoodite
Sofia Vergara has a photo shoot and interview in the issue of Vanity Fair covered by succubus Angelina Jolie. Vergara’s photos are prettier than Jolie’s in this issue. At least, they’re softer and the lighting/ composition of the photos are better. And they’re styled where Jolie’s just a floating head with no neck on her […]
September 6, 2011 by Hollywoodite
Adele has scored a major, prestige cover. As in, the kind of cover you frame and/ or buy copies for your whole family. She covers October’s Vogue UK. Adele looks good on the cover, if airbrushed to heck. And if hidden behind her own hair. And if sitting to hider her figure. And if drowned […]
September 1, 2011 by Hollywoodite
Khloe Kardashian gets a rough ride. She’s made fun of on her own show for being the biggest of her older two sisters. At 5 ft 10 in, she’s literally 10 inches taller than Kourtney Kardashian. And the weight difference has been mentioned on the show. And that’s ignoring perceived differences in stature, hair, and […]
August 31, 2011 by Hollywoodite
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are a great example of why celebrity couples shouldn’t be so thirsty to work together. In this case, their allegedly emotionally and physically abusive relationship where cheating was the deal-breaker was never going to outlast the contracts they signed together. And so they’re still basically stuck together. The first thing […]
August 24, 2011 by Hollywoodite
There are two new adverts with the face and chest of Dolce & Gabbana, Scarlett Johansson. This is the single most one-note campaign in recent memory. It’s actually rather hard to tell some adverts apart from a distance or even distinguish what was shot when. Johansson looks so similar, the styling’s rigid and it’s like […]
August 17, 2011 by Hollywoodite
This is probably a belated and hamfisted attempt at marketing/ repairing a brand that’s more synonymous with adult entertainment-style ads than high-end style. And who even knows why they’re bothering four seasons into Jersey Shore, when the cast won’t even be returning for season five. But, here we are. Abercrombie & Fitch is pretending to […]