Celebrity Weight
November 29, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
This is happening. This is really happening and, as it happens, feel free to doodle four-letter swears replacing the first letter with a “K.” Kim Kardashian and her estranged husband covered last week’s issue of Us Weekly. The cover was some fabricated, planted story about Kris Humphries being a controlling, bullying, emotionally-abusive husband. It was, […]
November 23, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Jessica Simpson intended to package her weight loss after years of “owning it” and, one can deduce, lying about feeling great in her own skin. As recently as this month she spoke about how her weight made her more relatable than skinnier celebrities and her curves had become part of her brand. She told Lucky […]
November 15, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Lea Michele covers Allure December 2011 since she’s the only actress from Glee who can really sell. Some of the pity covers go to Dianna Agron and Heather Morris. But, for some reason, there’s demand for Michele to discuss the same three topics ad nauseam: looks that pass as “unconventional” in Hollywood, her weight loss, […]
November 10, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Mariah Carey lost 70 pounds since giving birth to twins Moroccan and Monroe Cannon. She’s now an American size 4/6. And, according to her, she’s got a little more weight to go since her optimal size was during the Touch My Body video (although her weight is a conundrum, since she further claims to not […]
November 4, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Some new quotes have come out from Jennifer Lopez’s December 2011 Glamour cover. These are more interesting and differentiated than her previously-released quotes. They were basically a copy pasta her Vanity Fair interview, offering glib insights on how to cope after you destroy your third marriage. But now she’s talking about her positive body image […]
October 17, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Kelly Osbourne is lacking self-awareness and mocking her blonde double on E!’s Fashion Police. This isn’t the first time she’s made a snide comment about Christina Aguilera. Nor another public figure, in case this feels familiar. And she mocked Duchess Catherine Middleton, probably out of jealousy, saying the royal was lacking in style. It’s an […]