Celebrity Weight

October 4, 2011 by Hollywoodite

More specifically, Life & Style claims Jessica Simpson has been eating enough to feed a football team, so we can assume she’s birthing one of them too. The singer is no longer the emaciated stick she was during her marriage to Nick Lachey, her thinnest being during the filming of Dukes of Hazard. Moreover, she’s […]

September 27, 2011 by Hollywoodite

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are on separate but equally-annoying promotional trails at the moment. So prepare for double the tedious, ludicrous quotes from the pair of them. Let’s start with Rimes, who’s doing small shows and promoting her new album, Lady and Gentlemen; the title of which presumably refers to her dating habits before […]

September 19, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Kirstie Alley has been giving the media weekly updates on every pound of her supposed weight loss since Dancing With The Stars. She initially claimed she was size 14. Soon after, she claimed to be size 6, then a “stretchy four.” She took a break from lying only to return and credit her “religion” for […]

August 29, 2011 by Hollywoodite

It looks like LeAnn Rimes is staging bikini photos again. She’s been accused of doing so before and it would appear from all the thrusting of her sharp edges at the paparazzi that she’s doing it again. She’s on the beach with friends, the husband she “stole” and the guy’s son who probably still knows […]

August 23, 2011 by Hollywoodite

So, this has got to be the only time anyone has had the urge to defend LeAnn Rimes about her weight or her right to privacy in public with her family. Moreover, this is the only time anyone’s going to defend her obnoxious tweeting about every meal every time a follower asks about her diminishing […]

August 11, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Another of this week’s ridiculous magazine covers focuses on Duchess Catherine of Cambridge/ Kate Middleton. Middleton covers Life & Style this week, because the magazine favours made-up stories about the royals to this week’s trend of made-up stories about Jennifer Aniston’s womb. Oh, and the Kardashians are busy in the last stages of wedding preparation/ […]

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