Celebrity Babies
October 4, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
More specifically, Life & Style claims Jessica Simpson has been eating enough to feed a football team, so we can assume she’s birthing one of them too. The singer is no longer the emaciated stick she was during her marriage to Nick Lachey, her thinnest being during the filming of Dukes of Hazard. Moreover, she’s […]
September 29, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Jessica Alba has shared the first photo of her baby daughter, Haven Garner Warren. Alba features in this week’s OK! UK Magazine and gives an interview about the delivery of her six-week-old. Anecdotes about amniotic sacs anyone? Anyone? No? Well, at least there’s some insight into Haven’s first name; it’s literal because of her unusual […]
September 29, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
OK! Magazine has a literal roster for which they boilerplate the same “Ring Shopping, Engagement Plans!” “Wedding Plans!” “Baby On The Way!” cover stories that go around in a loop depending on the story and the celebrity. They sub in assorted celebrities/ lies depending on where that celebrity is in their personal life. So, for […]
September 28, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Jessica Simpson hasn’t worn fitted clothes consistently in about a year, coinciding with weight gain that continues even as her wedding day approaches. She’s been heavier than in her marriage to Nick Lachey for at least the past three years. People have noticed. It’s hard to miss. IMO, she looks better; cuter, happier, fuller and […]
September 23, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Beyonce is still pontificating about her baby bump reveal at the MTV Video Music Awards that took place over and over until everyone was sick of hearing about it. No one really knew she was pregnant at the time, her stans had been debating it for some time and urban blogs had been sharing rumours […]
September 22, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Beyonce has been spending too much time with friend Gwyneth Paltrow learning how to pontificate on the joys of motherhood in the most condescending tones possible. Because they’re the first, last, and only women ever to be pregnant properly, women who are child-free or sub-par mothers who know the score already are getting lessons in […]