Celebrity Babies
July 29, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Rachel Zoe has revealed how much she’s spent on her four-month-old son, Skyler Morrison Berman. First things first… Skyler will always be the love of Shelly Marsh on South Park and no other. And Morrison will always sound like a one-dimensional, cliche musical reference. But, somehow, together, it works. Barely, but it works. Secondly, Zoe […]
July 27, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Angelina Pivarnick, formerly of Jersey Shore, has taken her illogical approach to fame-whoring to a religion-based talk show. This the talk show on which a crowd applauded a 16-year-old in clear heels who married a 51-year-old (because she was a virgin when she married), so make of the credibility of Father Albert what you will. […]
July 27, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Selma Blair has been pregnant for what felt like a preternatural amount of time. She wasn’t. But if felt like she’d been pregnant for the better part of a whole 12 months. She must have had at least four other babies in the interim, right? She can’t have just been pregnant with that one baby […]
July 20, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Jessica Simpson has been working out with Tracy Anderson and she has reportedly lost around 20 lbs for her wedding… only to immediately gain 10 lbs of that back. There’s been increasing focus on her weight as her November wedding date approaches. She’s reportedly been restricting her calorie intake and trying to slim for her […]
July 19, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Octomom, Nadya Suleman, DID give an interview in which she bemoaned “disgusting” babies who seemed to make her twitch. Last month, she was quoted as hating her own children, being repulsed in their company, being suicidal and hiding in a locked bathroom for hours at the sound of all the whining and needy children. You […]
July 19, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
The only thing we learn from this is that people who aren’t Victoria Beckham also pretend to read. 123% more people than before the birth of Harper Seven Beckham have been posing with a freshly-purchased copy of To Kill A Mocking Bird. It’s kind of like when the first copies of Harry Potter came out […]