Celebrity Babies
May 9, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
This week’s OK! Magazine also threw Jessica Simpson a pity cover, as a nod to her basically missing out last week when she gave birth after the cut-off (OK! and Us Weekly are Simpson’s only covers this week and they’re not even exclusives). This is another OK! story claiming relationship turmoil. Specifically, that Eric Johnson is too […]
May 9, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Us Weekly is pulling the same tactic as People Magazine did this week. In the absence of any kind of exclusive, here’s another really, really old photo along with generic source quotes the tabloid already provided in the weeks leading up to Jessica Simpson’s delivery. This cover is pretty much filler. Which means no tabloid, […]
May 9, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
This week’s People Magazine misses the opportunity to exclusively interview Sandra Bullock about being an adoptive mother to baby boy Louis Bullock. The issue merely features quotes from a third-party about Bullock’s life as a single mother since her divorce. It’s a random friend, or her rep, checking in, saying mother and baby are getting along […]
May 3, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Working on the assumption that Beyonce’s telling the truth about getting pregnant, carrying and “naturally” delivering, that there was no surrogate or gestational carrier, and that Blue Ivy Carter wasn’t adopted while Beyonce wore increasing sizes of pillow to create the effect, the singer has lost almost all of the “50-pounds” she claims to have […]
May 2, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
This week’s hilarious OK! Magazine cover features two of its default stories: Kim Kardashian and generic “baby plans.” Both are defaults when there are no real stories on a slow news week (yes, Jessica Simpson gave birth May 1, but she missed this week’s tabloid deadline so there will be no real cover stories about […]
May 2, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Last week, with Jessica Simpson days away from giving birth, a concerned Katy Perry tweeted “Has Jessica Simpson had that baby yet?! I’m getting anxious.” A little more dramatic, Chelsea Handler tweeted: “How has jessica simpson still not given birth to this baby? I’m getting frightened.” People clearly lost track of Simpson’s rough conception date, and the […]