Celebrity Break-Ups

August 2, 2011 by Hollywoodite

The wedding of Kat Von D and Jesse James was going to be the tattooed Nazi version of the Kardashian/ Humphries wedding: one big, staged shill taking place only for the entertainment of the public. Von D and James ended their engagement a week ago and Von D has been sulking about it in public […]

July 29, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Nicky Hilton apparently had a boyfriend who she’d kept mostly off the radar for four years. Which somehow escaped the notice of most gossip columns. Perhaps because Hilton’s never been tabloid fodder in the same way as her sister. Or perhaps it’s because no one thinks about/ writes about them anymore. It was fun writing […]

July 27, 2011 by Hollywoodite

This is a report from an outlet that’s only got about a 50% success rate and sources that sound good and liquored-up a lot of the time. So, make of this report from Us Weekly what you will. It’s being claimed by a source in this week’s Us Weekly that Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth […]

July 26, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Kat Von D and Jesse James aren’t going to have their gaudy, Nazi/ Anti-Semitic theme wedding after all. This is the saddest news ever… they’re not going to have tattooed babies together now!!! There were rumours of a split a few weeks ago and Von D was indignant at the reports. The couple had been […]

July 25, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Kristin Cavallari won’t be getting married. Not that anyone was expecting her to walk down the aisle. And even if she somehow made it past her wedding day, she wouldn’t have stayed married. Cavallari became engaged to Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, after he proposed to her while they were on holiday in Mexico. The […]

July 22, 2011 by Hollywoodite

It’s alleged by Us Weekly that Marc Anthony cheated on estranged wife Jennifer Lopez with a flight attendant on a private plane (equally-classy Arnold Schwarzenegger is alleged to have done the same thing around the time he impregnated his housekeeper). It should be noted that Us Weekly has something of a vendetta against Anthony – […]