Celebrity Weddings
August 9, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
First things first, there are new photos today of Kim Kardashian so desperate for attention that she’s posing and staging crocodile tears, for her familial reality show, at the grave of her late father. Because there’s nothing she won’t do for attention; even film at his grave and exploit him too. Ick. Moving on, Kardashian’s […]
August 8, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Kristin Cavallari and her ex-fiance stopped cursing out their own friends on Facebook long enough to tie up the loose ends of their broken engagement. The former couple called off their 100% planned wedding a few weeks ago. Cavallari posed in a series of designer wedding gowns… white gowns no less… for Life & Style, […]
August 4, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Kim Kardashian’s wedding special will take place over four hours. The two two-hour specials on E! have an air date and the specials have a name, Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event. That’s really what they’re calling it and, unlike the Kardashian-Odom wedding, the groom’s name and presence is nowhere to be found (in the […]
August 4, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
A few days ago, the producer of Kat Von D’s reality show admitted that along with the rest of the wedding plans, the dress had been designed already. The couple were supposed to marry this Summer in a tacky, tattooed wedding with some pretense of it being traditional because Von D eloped in her previous […]
August 2, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
The wedding of Kat Von D and Jesse James was going to be the tattooed Nazi version of the Kardashian/ Humphries wedding: one big, staged shill taking place only for the entertainment of the public. Von D and James ended their engagement a week ago and Von D has been sulking about it in public […]
August 2, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Kim Kardashian has confirmed what the rest of us knew to be fact a month ago. Because their every bowel movement needs double confirmation and a statement, Kardashian confirmed her wedding dress would be designed by Vera Wang. Weeks ago, Kardashian and her mother – who had just had a complete facelift only two weeks […]