Celebrity Weddings
April 11, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Somehow missing the opportunity to comment on Miley Cyrus’ implosion, which would have been a slam-dunk for Star Magazine in particular, two tabloids put Jennifer Aniston on their covers this week. Star is more overt, literally claiming that Aniston miscarried but has since made plans for a wedding and pregnancy. Its cover reads: “Jen Pregnant […]
March 30, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
There are two Jersey Shore updates that it’s easier to address in one lump before Snooki is phased out for a replacement who’s still able to party their way into rehab. First, Snooki. She’s made her own, secondary engagement announcement on Twitter with the caption: “My FIANCE!” with a grainy photo of the ring. As […]
March 26, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Late last week, Miley Cyrus posted a photo on Twitter of her manicure with the caption: “I am soooo obsessed with [shill] nail foundations! It looks so chic and classic!” Except she wore some kind of cheap, random sparkler on her ring finger leading media outlets to spend the weekend excitedly declaring her engaged with […]
March 21, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
This week’s Star cover follows the already-debunked and obviously-fake tweet that claims Jennifer Lopez is planning a wedding, and Roberto Cavalli will design the wedding dress after a personal request. The tabloid claims that Lopez is incorrigible and wants to marry Chris Judd 2.0, Casper Smart, 24, having learnt nothing from three divorces, one of which is still pending. Star […]
March 15, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Kris Humphries reportedly did buy the engagement ring for Kim Kardashian (although outlets like TMZ.com jump back and forth indecisively about who bought the ring). Asked about its cost, after a $2 million price tag was reported, her mother Kris Jenner said derisively during an interview: “It wasn’t $2 million [but] less than half of that.” RadarOnline.com […]
March 15, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
There are new rumours circulating today that Jennifer Lopez is engaged to Casper Smart after a tweet, purportedly from Roberto Cavalli, went viral. The tweet claimed that Lopez requested Cavalli design her a wedding dress (as though the designer would tweet about that before the singer could release a statement or secure a paid tabloid exclusive […]