Celebrity Weddings
March 14, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Only last week did it fabricate a fight to explain away the previous week’s yarn that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt would wear wedding rings on the Academy Awards red carpet, despite claiming the couple would not even be married at that point (no, the original story did not make any sense). OK! Magazine now claims […]
March 14, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Giving her a little breathing room after the most recent spate of denials, that served only to quiet not stifle the JustJen fan-fic, Life & Style claims that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are planning for a wedding and a baby in a convoluted set of fabrications based on literally nothing but insider and eyewitness […]
March 13, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Jessica Biel covers W April 2012 with a nicely-styled, if pale, corpsey and dull photo shoot. Biel isn’t really promoting anything right now. She’s got a bunch of films completed or in post-production and she’s sort of laying the groundwork her role in Total Recall. However, she’s been given the cover with nothing to shill […]
March 6, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
It was reported on Monday that Jionni LaValle proposed to his girlfriend Snooki after planting an OOPS! in her womb. LaValle seems like a decent guy, although he seems blind/ inured to Snooki’s cheating. But their family’s reportedly like each other. And he doesn’t seem to care about her reputation nor her behaviour and nor does […]
March 6, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Kim Kardashian is probably going to keep the $176,000 worth of wedding gifts given for the nuptials her estranged husband is calling a sham. It became apparent when Kardashian was reportedly paid near $20 million to get married, not including subsequent deals like a cut of the profits from commercials aired during the wedding special, that […]
March 1, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
In Touch Weekly has a story that conflicts with OK! Magazine’s equally-fabricated account of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s wedding plans. ITW claims the supposed wedding is on, but Jolie and Pitt are fighting about it. Effectively, the tabloid claims, Jolie is being unreasonable in hopes of provoking a fight with Pitt. The cover reads: […]