Relationships
August 25, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
People has been pushed to defend its choice to have the bride alone on this week’s exclusive wedding cover. The Kim Kardashian wedding cover was just that… her standing alone; looking like there was someone missing, and an abundance of space in the frame that ought to have been filled by the groom, her second […]
August 25, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
This week’s Us Weekly and Life & Style covers share conjured stories about the contents of Jennifer Aniston’s womb. Because someone had to keep that fire burning and OK! was busy with “Hollywood’s Most Extreme Diets” this week (OK! lost its bid against People for the Kardashian exclusive wedding cover and so bikinis is what […]
August 25, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Star has really pushed the boat out, this week. Because ITW is claiming the more interesting conjured exclusive, Star’s left with recycled fiction about a non-existent romantic relationship between former co-stars and reportedly both single Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock. There’s no evidence of an affair of any kind; not so much as a romantic […]
August 25, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
There are so many concurrent things wrong with this week’s cover, it’s almost hard to know where to start. Almost. But let’s start with the supposition that a grown man in complete control of his faculties and free-will can be “stolen” like a passive piece of property from another woman; or that anyone could be […]
August 24, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Kim Kardashian’s People cover that went for $1.5 million has been released and evidently that amount doesn’t include the groom. Kris Humphries was on the $300,000 engagement cover for People but for his own wedding he’s chopped liver. You could almost feel sorry for him. People didn’t trust that including him with his weak celebrity […]
August 24, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
This is a weird report for several reasons, not least because it originates as a source report from Celebuzz.com who’ve never had an exclusive worth noting (for example, they were the first ones to aggressively claim the leaked photos of Blake Lively were really of Not Blake). They usually lean on other people for stories […]