In Touch Weekly Magazine

January 23, 2013 by Hollywoodite

Last year, one of Robert Kardashian, Sr.’s widows made claims in Star Magazine about the late lawyer and his surviving family. Mostly claiming to know that Robert Kardashian confessed on his deathbed to not being the biological father of Khloe Kardashian which added veracity to Kris Jenner’s own claims of an affair around the time […]

January 16, 2013 by Hollywoodite

This week’s cover of In Touch Weekly Magazine rehashes a year-old story from National Enquirer and Star Magazine (both of whom share the same parent company). In January 2012, Star alleged that, during Kris Jenner’s affair(s), the matriarch got pregnant by her hairdresser, Alex Roldan. Which led to a myriad of theories about with whom Jenner conceived and […]

December 27, 2012 by Hollywoodite

This week’s cover of In Touch Weekly Magazine claims to have information about Tom Cruise’s relationship with a 26-year-old steakhouse manager from Queens, NY whom he met back in April, Cynthia Jorge. Six months after Katie Holmes ran for her life, with their kid, Cruise is reportedly dating again. ITW claims he’s currently dating Jorge. They met at […]

December 20, 2012 by Hollywoodite

The tabloid covers for this week are rather underwhelming and devoid of real exclusives. The closest is the cover of Us Weekly Magazine with Channing Tatum and wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum who are announcing their baby, but everyone read that story already. For what it’s worth, here are this week’s tabloid covers. * OK! Magazine’s cover […]

December 5, 2012 by Hollywoodite

The cover of In Touch Weekly Magazine is taking another stab at declaring Jennifer Aniston pregnant on the off-chance that she is actually pregnant. Since Life & Style, Star, and Us Weekly were somehow right about Kate Middleton getting pregnant with possible multiples in December. Which if nothing else proves that sometimes broken clocks are […]

November 28, 2012 by Hollywoodite

The cover of In Touch Weekly Magazine points out that, prior to Thanksgiving, it had been “108 days” since Tom Cruise had seen his youngest daughter. Which is the better part of a year, more than one whole season, and a good portion of a six-year-old’s life to not be in physical contact with her […]

November 21, 2012 by Hollywoodite

By her own admission, Kristen Stewart’s career is still recovering from the affair during the production of Snow White & The Huntsman on which she was caught cheating with her married-father-of-two director, Rupert Sanders (his wife, the mother of his kids, played Stewart’s mother in the same film). There was a proximity between Stewart, the […]

November 15, 2012 by Hollywoodite

In Touch Weekly Magazine has changed its story from a “Kourtney Kardashian single mother… Scott Disick absentee father” narrative to a “They’re being forced to marry for money on television by pimp Kris Jenner” narrative because the latter will sell more copies ahead of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami of which Disick has obviously been […]

November 7, 2012 by Hollywoodite

This week’s In Touch Weekly Magazine has taken a break from pretending Kourtney Kardashian is a single mother to pretending Khloe Kardashian is on the brink of a divorce. In Touch Weekly appears to be fabricated whole cover stories at this point. As in, yes, they’re a tabloid. But some of their stories used to […]

October 31, 2012 by Hollywoodite

In Touch Weekly Magazine isn’t even trying to hid its lies anymore. When it made convenient filler, ITW insisted over the course of months that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick were on the rocks. In late August, ITW Photoshopped their cover and claimed Kardashian wanted Disick to “Get Away From My Baby.” A week later, […]

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