In Touch Weekly Magazine

October 17, 2012 by Hollywoodite

Over the summer, in what has already been revealed as a plot device worked in to Kourtney & Kim Take Miami because there’s nothing genuinely interesting going on with them right now, Life & Style Magazine and In Touch Weekly Magazine would basically alternate weeks with their smear campaign against Scott Disick. Whom they’ve decreed an […]

October 11, 2012 by Hollywoodite

This week’s tabloid covers are a disparate mess of generic, regurgitated baby news and fabricated cheating news. It’s mostly reality stars’ contrived drama for ratings, including the Kardashians and the Real Housewives. Inset, is Rihanna’s abusive, permissive relationship with cheater Chris Brown, and Jennifer Anison’s sidelined, gaudy engagement ring. The only real news, Tori Spelling’s gory “terrifying” pregnancy […]

September 26, 2012 by Hollywoodite

Jenni “Jwoww” Farley of Jersey Shore has confirmed to In Touch Weekly Magazine today that she’s engaged to long-term boyfriend, now fiance, Roger Mathews. JWoww tells the tabloid she’s engaged after Mathews proposed recently, while the couple were skydiving? Sound familiar? It should. Somehow, the news leaked to WetPaint.com on Friday, so this “exclusive” is mostly […]

September 19, 2012 by Hollywoodite

When it behooved In Touch Weekly Magazine to switch from a “poor-Katie Holmes” narrative to a “poor-Tom Cruise” narrative, so as not to bore their readers but milk the divorce for all it was worth, its cover had a staged photo from the 50-year-old actor’s visitation to which he had allegedly invited paparazzi. Their cover story: […]

September 12, 2012 by Hollywoodite

Certain tabloids appear to be hellbent on convincing their readers that Scott Disick is an absentee father who’s back on drugs and partying instead of spending time with his girlfriend-of-seven-years and two young children. In particular, In Touch Weekly Magazine seems to have some vendetta against Disick. Several of its covers over the past few weeks have […]

September 6, 2012 by Hollywoodite

Because nothing more interesting happened this week and there’s still interest in the women’s lives after the season finale, the Teen Moms cover In Touch Weekly Magazine. The story appears to be focusing on Farrah Abraham with whom ITW worked to promote her music (if we must call that “music”). The cover features Abraham, Catelynn Lowell, […]

August 23, 2012 by Hollywoodite

This week’s tabloid covers are summarised below since not one of them had a great, compelling exclusive this week. Which is why there’s so much filler, so many pasted stories from weeks ago, and so many generic headlines that don’t even make sense when they’re used so often. For example, Life & Style Magazine’s reused […]

August 23, 2012 by Hollywoodite

This week’s In Touch Weekly Magazine is reaching with another story labouring how the tabloids think Scott Disick is an absentee father who’s jobless and too busy partying and doing drugs to look after his young family. It’s a point that’s been done to death with little more than source information and it’s making the cover […]

August 8, 2012 by Hollywoodite

In Touch Weekly Magazine has never been completely Team Katie Holmes. Logic would have dictated that, as the divorce news broke, Holmes would have appeared sympathetic in all the tabloids. However, In Touch Weekly dedicated one week to Holmes’ “bravery” in the divorce then took to bodysnarking about her weight loss. Then ITW went even […]

July 25, 2012 by Hollywoodite

This week’s Star Magazine cover is about the divorce of Katie Holmes from Tom Cruise. Moreover, like In Touch Weekly Magazine, Star uses the headline “I Want To Live With Daddy” claiming that Suri Cruise, 6, would prefer to live with her father. Star Magazine’s cover says “World Exclusive: Eyewitness Details of Tom & Suri’s […]

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