In Touch Weekly Magazine
March 1, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
In Touch Weekly has a story that conflicts with OK! Magazine’s equally-fabricated account of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s wedding plans. ITW claims the supposed wedding is on, but Jolie and Pitt are fighting about it. Effectively, the tabloid claims, Jolie is being unreasonable in hopes of provoking a fight with Pitt. The cover reads: […]
February 22, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Oh dear, this week’s In Touch Weekly Magazine cover story is a spirited work of Fan Fic about the supposedly rekindled romance of Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush. Although ITW conveniently overlook Bush’s TWO denials, following the TMZ.com exclusive that the two eat lunch at the same place and probably met or bumped into each […]
February 15, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Using a lick of common sense, this week’s In Touch Weekly, Us Weekly, Star and People Magazine opted for a Whitney Houston tribute rather than opting for the easy, lazy sell of another Kim Kardashian cover or lies about Angelina Jolie’s non-existent wedding plans. * This week’s In Touch Weekly cover reads “Whitney Houston 1963-2012: […]
February 2, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
The coverage of Demi Moore’s drug-addled breakdown has become tedious, if only because the listicle of narcotics she’s alleged to have taken is growing by the hour depending on whom you believe. Everyone’s sources are frantically telling all, as though anyone with insight wouldn’t have 1) helped her 2) spilled earlier. * People’s headline reads: […]
January 26, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
In Touch Weekly has an interview with one of the men with whom Kris Jenner is alleged to have slept while married to Robert Kardashian Sr.. Ex-lover Todd Waterman already spoke to Star, in an interview clarifying he couldn’t be Khloe Kardashian’s real father because she was five-years-old at the time of their meeting. So, Waterman’s […]
January 12, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
This is entirely the work of In Touch Weekly’s JustJen fan-fic department, so make of this what you will. The only interesting point is that last year’s Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux wedding and baby rumours were, evidently, untrue since there’s no pregnancy and no ring. The couple is just taking their time, possibly living together, […]