National Enquirer

April 2, 2013 by Hollywoodite

The National Enquirer’s most recent cover claims that Kim Kardashian has been faking her pregnancy for money and attention. The cover says “New Kardashian Scandal. Exposed. Fat Kim’s Fake Pregnancy. 200 lbs and gaining. Why she’s fooling fans; How she’ll make millions from phony baby belly; What you won’t see on TV.” Seeming to completely […]

November 8, 2012 by Hollywoodite

This week’s cover of the National Enquirer is backsliding into old news about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, who haven’t even seen each other in the four months since Holmes absconded from Cruise and Cruise’s religion in the night without so much as a backward glance. Holmes escaped the marriage with the help of her […]

September 7, 2012 by Hollywoodite

Khloe Kardashian is the front runner to become the host of X Factor. According to a report today, the 28-year-old has been negotiating for weeks to host the show on which there’ll be little singing and a lot of shilling and using the show to draw attention to Kim Kardashian since all roads, somehow, lead […]

August 3, 2012 by Hollywoodite

This week’s National Enquirer claims Macaulay Culkin, 31, is a heroin addict who nearly overdosed. And he has allegedly been combining that with a $6,000-a-month oxycodone habit for the past 18-months (the time frame is qualified at least twice in the story). The Enquirer’s cover also claims he has “six months to live” and friends […]

July 12, 2012 by Hollywoodite

This week’s tabloid covers were a mixed bag of week old information passed as new, and tabloids burnt out, and some magazines ignoring the story altogether with no new information to be gleaned since the settlement (it’s all “sources,” smearing, PR, and hearsay at this point; the real dirt has been over for nearly a […]

May 31, 2012 by Hollywoodite

The remaining tabloid covers were released rather late, so they’re being included with Us Weekly Magazine’s story about Kelly Clarkson. On the promotional trail for her new music, Clarkson has been talking about how happy she is in her relationship and how it’s ruining her artistry because she’s too in love to write maudlin songs (think […]

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