OK! Magazine
August 29, 2012 by Hollywoodite
In Touch Weekly Magazine (and Life & Style Magazine) spent the last few slow news days claiming Kourtney Kardashian is a glorified single mother, following the birth of her daughter, “finally” kicking out boyfriend Scott Disick who ITW says is back on drugs. The stories are a mess of conjecture but, for what it’s worth, […]
August 23, 2012 by Hollywoodite
This week’s tabloid covers are summarised below since not one of them had a great, compelling exclusive this week. Which is why there’s so much filler, so many pasted stories from weeks ago, and so many generic headlines that don’t even make sense when they’re used so often. For example, Life & Style Magazine’s reused […]
August 8, 2012 by Hollywoodite
Admitting its own duplicity and nebulous wording, Life & Style Magazine is lingering on the cheating scandal this week (even though People Magazine has since moved on to the Olympics and Us Weekly, who broke the story, has moved on to the Kardashians). The week the news broke that Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson […]
July 11, 2012 by Hollywoodite
Remember OK! Magazine’s “exclusive” first look at Jessica Simpson’s baby, delivery details, and details of her “first day as a new mom” about eight weeks before she gave birth? Well, this is the same thing except OK! worked on its timing a little (speaking of timing, OK! was caught out last week in a pre-written […]
June 27, 2012 by Hollywoodite
On June 6, OK! Magazine claimed that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were planning a wedding despite the couple not being engaged nor planning to marry in real life (OK! lied about the same thing with fake wedding photos and news on the eve of the previous Breaking Dawn movie). No, they’re not engaged. No, […]
June 20, 2012 by Hollywoodite
There are several reality stars covering this week’s tabloids. And, although some issues are yet to be released, it’s no stretch to conjecture that People Magazine’s exclusive with Jack Osbourne about his MS diagnosis will be the only issue worth buying this week. OK! Magazine went with a Teen Mom 2 cover; one of their fillers […]
June 14, 2012 by Hollywoodite
Following People Magazine’s wedding exclusive and In Touch Weekly’s bogus pregnancy exclusive, here are the remaining tabloid covers. Although, the only other real exclusive appears to be Us Weekly. The rest is source quotes, shrapnel, and weird filler from Star Magazine grading celebrity mothers because apparently that’s a thing after months of pregnancy weight shaming […]
June 6, 2012 by Hollywoodite
In a nonsensical cover that, once again, skips the step where the couple becomes engaged, this week’s cover of OK! Magazine claims Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will have the “Wedding of the Year.” Which appears to amount to little more than conjecture, and claims that the couple pontificate about marrying each other one day. […]
May 30, 2012 by Hollywoodite
Ugh. This week’s OK! Magazine tries to steal some shine from People, who landed the only postpartum exclusive with Jessica Simpson. The People cover shows Simpson holding baby girl Maxwell Drew Johnson, access to whom cost the tabloid $800,000. However, OK! Magazine’s issue is 100% fiction. The “before” photo on the cover shows Simpson at […]
May 23, 2012 by Hollywoodite
The tabloids operate several emergency templates for slow news weeks: the Kardashians, bikinis, weight, baby speculation, dead celebrities, and fabricated relationship drama. And that’s all that’s made the covers this week, with the exception of Jessica Simpson’s wedding in Life & Style and Snooki’s exclusive baby reveal for In Touch Weekly. * OK! Magazine’s cover […]