Tabloid Cover Wednesday
January 18, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
This again. National Enquirer’s Wednesday cover purports to reveal O. J. Simpson as Khloe Kardashian’s real father. This paternity scandal will not die. Moreover, a quick Google search about the Simpsons/ the Kardashian reveals these rumours making the rounds last year too, based on side-by-side childhood photos of the reality star and the former sportsman’s […]
January 18, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
OK! Magazine’s FanFic department must be behind with its subscription to The National Enquirer, who made the same claims two-weeks ago. It’s a pretty slow news week, this week, sure. But has OK! really resorted to the copy pasta of weeks-old NatEnq stories? Seems so. Actually, there were a bunch of weird Angelina Jolie/ Brad […]
January 18, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
This week’s People belatedly covers last week’s tabloid reports that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are living separate lives, following together as parents in a supposedly open relationship (sources said it worked for them). There were rumours, preceding this cover, that Depp’s alleged wandering eye wandered in the direction of Eva Green while filming Dark […]
January 17, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Peaches Geldof has been busy. She pretty much jumped from one relationship to another, upon her split from director/ producer Eli Roth. Her latest is musician fiance Thomas Cohen. This will be at, least, Geldof’s second or third engagement, depending on whether you believe the rumours about she and Roth becoming engaged just before they imploded. […]
January 12, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
This is entirely the work of In Touch Weekly’s JustJen fan-fic department, so make of this what you will. The only interesting point is that last year’s Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux wedding and baby rumours were, evidently, untrue since there’s no pregnancy and no ring. The couple is just taking their time, possibly living together, […]
January 12, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Us Weekly claimed the exclusive on Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake’s engagement, despite the world reporting it verbatim two weeks earlier. They have/ had no insight into the relationship and this week is no different. Notice that, last week, despite falsely-claiming the exclusive, the engagement did NOT make the cover. However, this week, when the news is […]