Tabloid Cover Wednesday
January 12, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
This week’s Life & Style cover is another anti-Kris Humphries one, since the tabloid is still firmly in the Kardashian’s pocket and there’s money to be made from future lifestyle reveals (Kourtney Kardashian’s post baby bikini reveal, is one possible example). The cover headline reads: “Kris: I Will Destroy Kim; Kris gets revenge by suing […]
January 12, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
This week’s Star Magazine story, as already covered in part, is about Khloe Kardashian’s alleged paternity. More specifically, her two stepmothers, Robert Kardashian’s ex-wife and widow, Jan Ashley and Ellen Kardashian, from marriages subsequent to Kris Jenner, gave interviews claiming the reality star’s paternity was an open question because of Jenner’s affair(s). The cover has […]
January 5, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Oh dear. And you thought the Life & Style creative fiction MadLibs were bad. This week’s Star cover wins the 2012 creative fiction award, even though we’re only five-days into the New Year. The cover, in short, claims Angelina Jolie left Brad Pitt after learning about Jennifer Aniston requesting his sperm in 2005 only to, […]
January 5, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Us Weekly is pretending to have some insight into the divorce of Katy Perry and Russell Brand; the divorce filed a week ago, the “insight” that’s really already-debunked stories pasted from TMZ.com’s archives. The cover purports to be about Perry’s “side of the story” which they wouldn’t know since there’s no interview with her. All they have […]
January 5, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
The result of this week’s Life & Style MadLib is rather convoluted. But that’s what happens when your lies come full circle. This week’s cover is an oddity. As Jezebel.com clarifies in its tabloid round-up, the L&S cover claims to be a World Exclusive yet contains no actual interview with Kim Kardashian or Reggie Bush. It’s […]
December 30, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Kim Kardashian covers Us Weekly since, second divorce or no second divorce, she’s still a big seller (Celebitchy.com points out, Kardashian’s issues of Cosmo and Glamour were the biggest sellers of the year for those publications). It appears that shills and sham weddings are great for business since Kardashian’s 2.0 face and old body cover […]