Tabloid Cover Wednesday
August 18, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
In Touch Weekly has all guns blazing in the direction of Jennifer Aniston, this week. It’s interesting, this isn’t a particularly current story. A bunch of tabloids have been bashing her/ them for weeks. ITW they gets its “exclusive” whenever it gets it. But it could have pushed this story out… whenever. And it’s come […]
August 18, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
On Saturday, Kim Kardashian becomes someone’s wife for a second time and she’s paying out and/ or milking every shill her mother’s managed to get for her (it was reported that Kris Jenner was asking for free wedding decor and other stuff in exchange for exposure on the over-long advert that will be her wedding […]
August 17, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Life & Style is almost as delusional as the bride-to-be, right? This week’s Life & Style cover shows Kim Kardashian wearing white to some award show or another earlier in the year, because white is bridal so that’s totally the same thing *eyeroll*. Kardashian reportedly thinks her wedding will be bigger/ better than the royal […]
August 16, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Tara Reid got engaged before breakfast and she got married after breakfast. Or before lunch and after lunch. Um. She got engaged and married with hours and announced as much on Twitter. Maybe it was before and after drinks, that’s the most plausible explanation. Reid announced her engagement over the weekend when most outlets were […]
August 11, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Another of this week’s ridiculous magazine covers focuses on Duchess Catherine of Cambridge/ Kate Middleton. Middleton covers Life & Style this week, because the magazine favours made-up stories about the royals to this week’s trend of made-up stories about Jennifer Aniston’s womb. Oh, and the Kardashians are busy in the last stages of wedding preparation/ […]
August 10, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Jennifer Aniston’s womb sells magazine covers. Her womb has been making profitable, alternating appearances on OK!, Us Weekly and other covers since around 2006 at least. There has barely been one week in the past five years during which some trite lie about Aniston trying for a baby or being pregnant hasn’t graced a cover. […]